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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

 

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

 

Robots Can't Act: Office Space

Robots Can't Act: Office Space

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

 

Star Trek Teaser

Star Trek Teaser

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.

 

A Day's Air Traffic as Seen From Space

A Day's Air Traffic as Seen From Space

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

 

Back Alley Abortion

Back Alley Abortion

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

 

Online Dating Advice by The Spanish Fly

Online Dating Advice by The Spanish Fly

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

 

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

 

Voltron Gets Served

Voltron Gets Served

Voltron gets served in an outer-space dance battle! Daaaaamn!

 

Office Space Thriller

Office Space Thriller

Recutting a movie trailer so it looks like a different genre all together is my fave!

 

KFC Logo is Visible from Space

KFC Logo is Visible from Space

KFC became the first corporation whose logo is visible from outer space. Weird thing is, martians takes like chicken.

 

Double-Parking Accident

Double-Parking Accident

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

 

Human Space Invaders

Human Space Invaders

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Office Space

Stupid Movie Quiz: Office Space

It’s time to answer stupid questions about everybody’s favorite cult movie, Office Space.

 

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