Glow in the dark pussy cats

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

 

Water Park Pwns Kid

Water Park Pwns Kid

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

 

Larry King Is Rocky

Larry King Is Rocky

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

 
 

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

 

Ms. South Carolina

Ms. South Carolina

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

 

Jenna Jameson is Bonerrific

Jenna Jameson is Bonerrific

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

 

Guillermo Bourne Identity

Guillermo Bourne Identity

Jimmy Kimmel sends parking lot attendant, Guillermo, to bump Matt Damon from "The Bourne Identity".

 

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

 

Disney Boobs II

Disney Boobs II

It’s time for another theme park’s worth of Disney boobs!

 

Nice Parking Spot

Nice Parking Spot

This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.

 

Britney's Thong on Vacation in Mexico

Britney's Thong on Vacation in Mexico

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

 

Whoose Boobs: Jurassic Park Boobs

Whoose Boobs: Jurassic Park Boobs

Whoose boobs takes you back to the age of the dinosaur. 1993! JURASSIC PARK STILL RULES!

 

Larry Birkhead's Anna Tattoo

Larry Birkhead's Anna Tattoo

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

 

ANNA NICOLE is DEAD

ANNA NICOLE is DEAD

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

 

Parking Lot Rage

Parking Lot Rage

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

 
 

Diddy Did It

Diddy Did It

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

 

Free Parking

Free Parking

I don't get it. Is it free to enter, and $5 to leave? WTF?

 

Cripple Fight

Cripple Fight

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

 

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