See there isn't really much to do in the south, so it leads to this.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Watch these famous South Park scenes and guess what the characters say next!

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Forget about maps and look at some boobs.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

Diddy keeps it real -- real deep South-style!

Watch Nixon and Monkey party till they puke at probably one of the coolest music festivals in the whole world, South by Southwest (SXSW). Drunktastic!