Midnight Movies are without a doubt one of the best bands in the Los Angeles area. We somehow tricked them to come to the LG Studios and play us some of that good times music. Channeling the Velvet Underground never sounded (or looked) so good.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.