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Paris Gets a New Pet

Paris Gets a New Pet

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!