Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring
The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!
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Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!
Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF
Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.
SNL Drinks Your Milkshake
Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.
Guy Breaks 10 Bats with Leg
Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.
Southland Tales Trailer
In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.
All Aboard The Poop Train
Seriously? Where in the world is this a problem? Please tell us, we would like to know when traveling, which public transit network to avoid. Another thing… why are the other passengers just sitting there?
Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards the F Word
At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.
Payton Manning Dancing
Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!
Havidol – When More Is Not Enough
Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!
Subliminal Coke Ad
Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!
Interview with Britney Spears
The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.
Christmastime Celebrity Baskets
The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.
Interview with Harry Potter
The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.
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The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.
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