Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

This looks so awesome we're going to try this on our tricycle when we get home.

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, where nerds come to cry into a bed of boobs now that Battlestar Galactica is finally over.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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