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This Child Is Clearly A Loser

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 17 2009, 10:28 AM

 

 

What the hell did this kid do in his past that warrants him being on an subway advertsment for losers?

Is he an alcoholic? Heroin Addict? Did he accidently shoot his pet dog? Did he push his grandma down the stairs? Hopefully he just murdered one of his Pokemon action figures or peed in his pants, because damn, this is just pretty sad all around.

(via Jennifer Favorite's Twitpic)

 
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It's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday!!

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 3:04 PM

 

Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

 

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

 

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

 

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)

...more pics after the jump....

 

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

 

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

 

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)

 

Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!

 

 

The decision to online date is not an easy one. You are quietly judged by your friends and family; the guy you get coffee from every morning looks at you with a sad face and sometimes -- only sometimes because dogs are fickle! - your dog just refuses to be around you anymore. Yet, everyone's doing it. Liquid Generation's Spanish Fly is here to teach you how to online date with successfull results, every time. Enjoy.

 

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 

Lindsay Lohan's Interactive Bedroom

Lindsay Lohan's Interactive Bedroom

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

 

Worst Police Dog Ever

Worst Police Dog Ever

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

 
 

Dogs vs. Cat

Dogs vs. Cat

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

 

Dog vs. Man Dance Battle

Dog vs. Man Dance Battle

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

 

Triumph the Insult Comic at Comic Con

Triumph the Insult Comic at Comic Con

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

 

Escalator Attempts To Eat Japanese

Escalator Attempts To Eat Japanese

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

 

Cat In A Box

Cat In A Box

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

 
 

Tara Reid's Stomach Is Hungry for Dog

Tara Reid's Stomach Is Hungry for Dog

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

 

Dog Tosses Salad

Dog Tosses Salad

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

 

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

 

Goose Attacks Dog

Goose Attacks Dog

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

 

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

 

Cats Are Dumb

Cats Are Dumb

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

 

Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

 

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