In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.