Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.

Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

OooOOooh! Someone painted the ceiling of the smoking lounge to feel like you're inside your grave! Take THAT, Philip Morris!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Whoose Boobs invites you to tune in, turn on and drop out with these famous pot smoking boobs.

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She smokes weed in what appears to be a public café.

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

This anti-smoking ad will really make you reconsider your next cigarette. Or 20.

The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

The only thing that would make this video of Geraldo Rivera smoking pot, is if was smoking it in his underwear.

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?