Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

OooOOooh! Someone painted the ceiling of the smoking lounge to feel like you're inside your grave! Take THAT, Philip Morris!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Whoose Boobs invites you to tune in, turn on and drop out with these famous pot smoking boobs.

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She smokes weed in what appears to be a public café.

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

This anti-smoking ad will really make you reconsider your next cigarette. Or 20.

The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

The only thing that would make this video of Geraldo Rivera smoking pot, is if was smoking it in his underwear.

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

This is what happens when LiquidGeneration's writers smoke too much endo.