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We make Snu Snu now!

We make Snu Snu now!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

 

She's a Small Wonder!

She's a Small Wonder!

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

 

Guinness Domino Ad

Guinness Domino Ad

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

 

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

 

The Mist Trailer

The Mist Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.

 

WoW Toyota Commercial

WoW Toyota Commercial

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

 

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

 

Mr. Spriggs BBQ

Mr. Spriggs BBQ

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

 

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino Has An Ugly Butt

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

 

Orchestra Shushes Cell Talker

Orchestra Shushes Cell Talker

A small string quartet plays in an outdoor café – and pwns a guy on the phone!

 

In Freakin' Adorable News...

In Freakin' Adorable News...

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

 

Sharon FireStone

Sharon FireStone

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

 

Man Pinned Under Truck Survives

Man Pinned Under Truck Survives

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

 

Britney Keeps Her Tags On

Britney Keeps Her Tags On

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Silent Movie Star Wars

Silent Movie Star Wars

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

 

Live at LG: The Oohlas

Live at LG: The Oohlas

Local rockers The Oohlas dropped by the studio for a stripped down version of their international smash hit “Small Parts.:

 

Burger Clown

Burger Clown

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.

 

Bubblicious Boobs

Bubblicious Boobs

Who knew that such a small piece of gum could do so much good for this world?

 

The Mystery of Steroids in Baseball

The Mystery of Steroids in Baseball

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.