10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

 

This Hot Tub's Too Small

This Hot Tub's Too Small

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

 

This Kid Can Bust A Move

This Kid Can Bust A Move

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

 

Escalator Attempts To Eat Japanese

Escalator Attempts To Eat Japanese

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

 

Word Muddle Madness

Word Muddle Madness

Here's a puzzle game where you have to sound out the small words to form a complete phrase or sentence. If you don't speak English, too bad.

 

Cat In A Box

Cat In A Box

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

 

Hot or Heavy? 2

Hot or Heavy? 2

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

 

Tallest Woman and Smallest Guy Make You Smile

Tallest Woman and Smallest Guy Make You Smile

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

 

Michael Phelps' Dad

Michael Phelps' Dad

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

 

Cute Doggie Torture

Cute Doggie Torture

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

 

Mouse Traps Doritos

Mouse Traps Doritos

Stick with cheese for your mouse trap, the chemicals in Doritos turns small mice into Chuck E. Cheese.

 

Exploding Skateboards

Exploding Skateboards

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

 

Giant Sticky Man Climbs Down Skyscraper

Giant Sticky Man Climbs Down Skyscraper

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

 

McConaughey Eulogizes Evel Knievel

McConaughey Eulogizes Evel Knievel

McConaughey is available to lighten the mood and tell you to keep on "livin'" at funerals across America. He does require a small fee to keep his shirt on.

 

We make Snu Snu now!

We make Snu Snu now!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

 

She's a Small Wonder!

She's a Small Wonder!

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

 

Guinness Domino Ad

Guinness Domino Ad

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

 

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

 

The Mist Trailer

The Mist Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.

 

WoW Toyota Commercial

WoW Toyota Commercial

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

 

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