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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 

Worst Police Dog Ever

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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

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This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

No Sleep Till White House

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The Hills... Have Eyes

The Hills... Have Eyes

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

 

Scary Spice Indeed

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This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

 

WYR: 2007 Emmy Awards

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It’s time relive the 2007 Emmy Awards by choosing which celebrity you’d like to sleep with!

 
 
 

Maury: My Baby!

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Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

 

Sex Clown or Circus Clown?

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Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.

 

Sleeping With Models

Sleeping With Models

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

 

Burger King Cheater

Burger King Cheater

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

 

Bunny

Bunny

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

 

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