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Pictures have surfaced that reveal Dick Cheney's completed transformation from the pudgy, mean Danny DeVito penguin to the skinnier, sly Burgess Meredith penguin. Cheney had been in hot water recently amid allegations that he bribed various Nigerian officials. The Nigerian government has announced that it will drop the charges if Halliburton pays a 250 million dollar fine. Put another way, the Nigerian government will drop charges of bribery if someone pays them off. Learning that the charges were dropped is thought to be the reason that Cheney smiled for the first time in a decade. The embattled business man is best known for his tenure as vice president from 2000 to 2008, for shooting a man in the face, and for being the most evil man in the entire world.

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Did Tiger Woods Bang A Devil Worshiper, Too?

By: LG Staff
December 02 2009, 9:01 AM

 

This is just idle speculation from a picture we found on the internet (the site currently doesn't not work that well, so we won't link to it), but since Tiger came out and admitted that he had an affair, now we're just going to assume he's banged every chick he's come into contact with. It's only fair right!?! Of course it is. We state from here on out: We will just assume that Tiger's boned every girl that he's taken a photo with in his entire career!

Here's Tiger with some super skinny cheerleader. She also believes in the devil. OMG, YOU GUYS! TIGER BANGS DEVIL WORSHIPERS!

 

 

 
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Holy Crap. Jared Is Fat Again

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 01 2009, 10:03 AM

 

Ah. It happens to the best of us, Jared. Diet Pro Tip: Don't put Twinkies in your 6-inch turkey sub.

See more pics of this former skinny fat dude here.

 

Kid Films Self Underneath Train

Kid Films Self Underneath Train

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

 

Slim Fit Commercial

Slim Fit Commercial

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

 

Lindsay Lohan Lets Them Breathe

Lindsay Lohan Lets Them Breathe

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

 

Operation and the Temple of Doom

Operation and the Temple of Doom

Operate on the skinny Indian man but don't screw up or you're going to end this man's life.

 

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

 

The Heigl Stretch

The Heigl Stretch

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

 

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

 

Thieves steal things

Thieves steal things

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

 

You're Still Too Fat

You're Still Too Fat

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

 

Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

 

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

 

Kate Moss & The Fatties

Kate Moss & The Fatties

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

 

Mischa Barton is Skinny-Flabby

Mischa Barton is Skinny-Flabby

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

 

Fat Jared Leto

Fat Jared Leto

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.