These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

Answer these questions and see whether or not you're color blind.

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

See what super-cool Star Wars character you are by taking this personality test. Are you Yoda? Darth Vader? Darth Sidious? Jar Jar Binks?

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Test media, please don't remove for some time

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

Definitely awesome, probably causes cancer.

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com