PHOTOS
Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
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12/21/2007
VIDEOS
Tobias Funke could have saved a fortune on paint if he blue himself like this guy did.
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12/20/2007
PHOTOS
Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.
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11/20/2007
PHOTOS
Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.
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11/16/2007
PHOTOS
Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!
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10/15/2007
PHOTOS
A quick glimpse into Woody Allens closet. Or, Carson Daily's rec room.
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10/8/2007
PHOTOS
Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.
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9/28/2007
PHOTOS
She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.
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9/14/2007
PHOTOS
"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"
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7/18/2007
PHOTOS
This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!
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7/10/2007