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In Defense of Tiger’s Sexy Times

By: Prongs
December 07 2009, 5:56 AM


Well, well, well. Aren’t we just the cat’s meow. And I say good for you, Tiger! Listen, we all get it; we’ve all been there. I mean, who among us isn’t a billion dollar entity who regularly dips the ol’

9-iron into a waitress’ wedge? It’s the circle of life! (And just a regular Tuesday, if you live in Florida or Nevada!)

But why is the media so willing to fault Tiger for these transactionsgressions? If there’s anyone to blame for Tiger’s “Mistress of the Month Club”, it’s his parents. Give your baby a porn star’s name, and what can you expect? It’s like naming a kid Jeeves. Or Ruth. One’s bound to fetch your smoking jacket; the other’s destined to become a hulking Eastern European who sloughs off the dead skin on your heels.

But Tiger’s parents’ poor name choices aside, what’s the big deal? Should the big-bucks sponsors like Nike and Cadillac really care what Tiger does off the tee? Because by my count, he’s just sticking with brand awareness:

Nike: “Just Do It”

Check.

Cadillac: “Re-imagined. Re-inspired. Re-invigorated. All designed to reignite the soul.”

Check.

AT&T: “Talk is good.”

If you’re a brand, check.

So by that logic, Tiger’s Sexy Times may just help our economy keep on going. His marriage may not, but that’s his parents’ fault.

 

 
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Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 12:27 PM

 

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

 

 
 
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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 

Intoxicated Boobs

Intoxicated Boobs

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

 

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

 

Color Vision Deficiency Test

Color Vision Deficiency Test

Answer these questions and see whether or not you're color blind.

 

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

 

Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill In the Blank

Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill In the Blank

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

 

The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

See what super-cool Star Wars character you are by taking this personality test. Are you Yoda? Darth Vader? Darth Sidious? Jar Jar Binks?

 

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

 

How To Fail A Driving Test

How To Fail A Driving Test

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

 

Awareness Test

Awareness Test

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

 

Ray Gun Demo

Ray Gun Demo

Definitely awesome, probably causes cancer.

 

Tom Cruise: What is Scientology?

Tom Cruise: What is Scientology?

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!

 

Molested as a child

Molested as a child

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

Mummylicious!

Mummylicious!

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

 

Follow the Leader

Follow the Leader

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

 

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com