It's time to hop on your skateboard and take on the streets of Tokyo. Dodge businessmen, bicyclists, garbage cans, and even Godzilla to make it to the finish line.

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

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The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Someone programmed this awesome-bot to skateboard and roller skate! Seriously, no animation here!

This versatile deck is MADE for causing -- and treating -- injuries.

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!