Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

 

Skate Tokyo!

Skate Tokyo!

It's time to hop on your skateboard and take on the streets of Tokyo. Dodge businessmen, bicyclists, garbage cans, and even Godzilla to make it to the finish line.

 

Awesome Robot

Awesome Robot

Someone programmed this awesome-bot to skateboard and roller skate! Seriously, no animation here!

 

Blades of Glory Trailer

Blades of Glory Trailer

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

 

Asian Rollerskaters

Asian Rollerskaters

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

 

Security Guard Beats Up Skateboarder

Security Guard Beats Up Skateboarder

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

 

Eat My Skate

Eat My Skate

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

 

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