Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

This is way too compicated, dude! We'll shave grandma's back!

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

The most intense game of Jenga ever.

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.