Watch Out For Strangers!

Watch Out For Strangers!

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

 

Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too

Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

 

Adorable Little Girl Singer

Adorable Little Girl Singer

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

 

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

 

Simon Outs Ryan on American Idol!

Simon Outs Ryan on American Idol!

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

 

Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

Are You Going to Heaven or Hell?

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!

 

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