"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.

Flashy video of the guys behind the Aqua Teen Mooninite signs, putting them up around the country.

Me no rikey when dey sclew up me Engrish.

Peekaboo!

This sign is from Nevada, so it's okay.

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

I've noticed this sign before…