NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

Male or female, this instructional video has tips for everyone! Plus, it's sexy & funny.

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

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