We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

You've seen other movie mash-ups, now watch everyone's favorite TV show get remixed as a crime drama!

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)

We show you two slutty pictures and you have to decide whether they're porn stars or pop stars! Rock on!

This should be a show on Spike TV. Extreme hacky-sack playing… and a few more gems!

Get ready for all the mixed-up mashed-up fun when your favorite Disney Channel shows come together for Who’d You Rather !

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

Conan O'Brien is a huge fan of Mac products, and recently promoted Apple's new iPhone on his show!

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

The most important boob game on the net takes on the least important awards show ever, The Golden Globes!

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

Sue Teller is the host of the "DO Your Own Adventure" video series. In this episode, Miz Teller show us how to "mashup" with your turn tables and a couple of "oldies" records!

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Street To Nowhere are originally from Oakland, CA, so they know what it’s like to be in the shadow of something (San Francisco…get it?), but show here that their songs and talent are second to none.