This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

Beware to all you show-off drivers and wannabe ghost-riders of whips. Your vehicle may turn against you.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Ever wondered what could happen when you run up to a stranger and yell "Boo!"? Well someone made a hidden camera show about it, and it's truly frightening!

All your life one question has plagued you: “What character from the popular 80’s cartoon show Transformers am I most like?” Well take this quiz and wonder no more!

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.