This lil boy's a baller, living like a king because "his mom said could" (rough translation). We should have more commercials like this (likable, kinda funny, not so completely annoying you wanna shoot the TV, or yourself, whichever puts an end to it quicker). Check it out:

Check out this through (on? off?) the water shot made by Vijay Singh at the Masters in Augusta

Nicely done, mister, nicely done! The cops didn't even realize their car was missing until 911 calls started coming in about a cop car driving erratically. He escaped despite shots fired. Last we checked he was still on the run. Wonder how he finally got those handcuffs off...

Yes this is a real product and, yes, that is the real name. WHY??! Forget about the fact that seat belts are stretchy and don't really tend to hurt. Someone in the marketing department over there has a naughty sense of humor, as do the people who allowed it to pass... as do the people who shot the commercial with all those er, tiddy close ups!

In Japan, it seems, bananas are the answers to everyone's problems- especially bananas that shoot out of weirdo-banana-man's nose. And there you have it.

We dig this guy's passion and enthusiasm. The only thing is, a quick Google search yielded no evidence that salt actually kills flies, slugs and snails yes, but no word on flies. Also, this guy may wanna stop shooting flies off his food or he's gonna have some salty jello, cheetos, and possibly some high cholesterol.

The poor, poor girl.

Let's hear it for granny.

By the luckiest player, ever.

Taken from the pool.

What did he shoot her with?

A one in a million shot.

I wonder if Geena Davis was this good.