Before They Were Boobs Jobs 2

Before They Were Boobs Jobs 2

Rumor is that a few people in Hollywood have gotten boob jobs. Go figure. Well, here are the few we could round up.

 

Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 25th

Wimbledon Daily Hot: June 25th

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

 

Mischa Barton Sideboob

Mischa Barton Sideboob

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

 

Tall People Only

Tall People Only

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

 

LesBot 2007

LesBot 2007

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

 

Writers Strike?

Writers Strike?

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

 

Lettuce Help You

Lettuce Help You

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

 

Lego My Shorts…

Lego My Shorts…

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

 

Pukin up The Sex

Pukin up The Sex

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

 

Tranny Versus Lez

Tranny Versus Lez

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

 

Jesus Approves!

Jesus Approves!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

 

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

 

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

 

Everybody Say "Hand Job"!

Everybody Say "Hand Job"!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

 

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

 

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

 

Motorcycle Merry-Go-Round

Motorcycle Merry-Go-Round

Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.

 

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

 

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