Tall People Only

Tall People Only

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

 

LesBot 2007

LesBot 2007

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

 

Lego My Shorts…

Lego My Shorts…

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

 

Tranny Versus Lez

Tranny Versus Lez

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

 

Jesus Approves!

Jesus Approves!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

 

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

 

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

 

Everybody Say "Hand Job"!

Everybody Say "Hand Job"!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

 

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

"Toxic" on the Ukulele

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

 

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing Meets Bao Xishun

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

 

SNL Digital Short: Dear Sister

SNL Digital Short: Dear Sister

SNL spoofs the OC's horrifyingly bad final episode – and actually makes it worth seeing. Featuring "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap, also heard on the Liquid Generation radio show!

 

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

 

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

 

Xtina Wears Short Skirts

Xtina Wears Short Skirts

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

 

Live at LG: Autodrone - Panic

Live at LG: Autodrone - Panic

Short textAutodrone are a four-piece from New York who usually play with much louder guitars, but were willing to come by our studios and strip it down for us. The result was a much different sound than that found on their debut record, Panic.

 

Reon Kadena: Underboob

Reon Kadena: Underboob

Someone's shirt is too darn short! Everybody wins!

 

Simpsons Airplane

Simpsons Airplane

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

 

K-Fed's Bounced Rent Check

K-Fed's Bounced Rent Check

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

 

Paris Hilton's Butt

Paris Hilton's Butt

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

 

Japanese Short Skirt Twister

Japanese Short Skirt Twister

Glass floor, short skirts -- why can't all Twister games be like this?

 

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