Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

Short textAutodrone are a four-piece from New York who usually play with much louder guitars, but were willing to come by our studios and strip it down for us. The result was a much different sound than that found on their debut record, Panic.

Someone's shirt is too darn short! Everybody wins!

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

Robert Altman strikes us as the kind of guy who would have liked Whoose Boobs. Let’s play a round in his honor.

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

By now you should totally get what this game is about. Perhaps you should challenge your friends and show them yet another way you are superior to them. Let us know in the comments what you think of this round…it’s a tad tougher than usual.

Here it is, Round 2 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. Actually, it might be the only game of its kind anywhere in the history of the world! Yeah, we are that cool.

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

Glass floor, short skirts -- why can't all Twister games be like this?

We came here to watch the game con-sort-it!

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

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This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?