It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We show you missing limbs and other deformities, you guess which celebrity they belong to.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?