How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Shoot first, and ask you if you want to join the Jehovah's Witnesses later.

Booble.com supposed tried to buy SuperBowl airtime to play this commercial. They were mercilessly shot down.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Note to self: if you think you're coming down with some explosive diarrhea, don't do video shoot in hot tub.

Who doesn’t know how to take a shot of flaming alcohol?