Bless you.

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

Obviously he doesn't shave his own head.

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

This is way too compicated, dude! We'll shave grandma's back!