We “get it on” with the very sexiest teen flicks.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Plastic silverware is for picnics and college students! This week, have fun in the sun with Who’d You Rather!

Whoopi and that girl who likes to kiss girls and like it just made out. .

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.