Jens vs. Angies

Jens vs. Angies

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

 

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

 

Sexiest Wii Girls Ever

Sexiest Wii Girls Ever

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

 

Rihanna's New Tattoo

Rihanna's New Tattoo

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

 

Colbert's Sexy Twitter Talk

Colbert's Sexy Twitter Talk

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

 
 

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Celebrity Photo Hunt #13

Celebrity Photo Hunt #13

It's that time again to stare at two sexy pictures and see what's different about them!

 

Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

 

Pornage or Pwnage?

Pornage or Pwnage?

Can you tell the difference between porno girl squeals and video game hottie squeals? You’ll never know for sure unless you play this game.

 

2009 Oscar Hotties

2009 Oscar Hotties

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

 

Miss Atom

Miss Atom

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

 

CNN Can't Say Peanuts

CNN Can't Say Peanuts

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

 

WYR: Stupid Cupid

WYR: Stupid Cupid

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

 

PETA's Sexy Super Bowl Ad

PETA's Sexy Super Bowl Ad

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

 

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

 

Jenna Jameson Might Be Hotter Pregnant

Jenna Jameson Might Be Hotter Pregnant

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

 

Megan Fox Is Foxy

Megan Fox Is Foxy

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

 

Fart Girl

Fart Girl

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

 
 

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