We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

That's some sexy makeup!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

It's that time again to stare at two sexy pictures and see what's different about them!

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Can you tell the difference between porno girl squeals and video game hottie squeals? You’ll never know for sure unless you play this game.

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.