This week America’s sexiest swine offers up a batch of her favorite celebrity boobs.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

A fabulous live-action update on an old classic. Now with more fanny pack!!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!