Plastic silverware is for picnics and college students! This week, have fun in the sun with Who’d You Rather!

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

Hey look! Sexy versions of fairy tale characters!

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

Can you spot what’s different between two sexy photos of Bond girls?

Peel back your eyelids and search for the sexy differences in the photos we show you. We even time you!

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.