What can we say, we're suckers for these vids and this one is so fitting...

By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)

The title kinda says it all. But, hey, how about that forest? Dang, does it look lush! And all that chopped wood! Does a sexy lumberjack live there? A sexy, Japanese lumberjack? A sexy, cat-loving, Japanese lumberjack...? ...Wait for the grand finale.

Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!

Sexy booty dance, or just taking care of an uncomfortable itch? Either way this dog does it with style. I'm not even sure what to say about the human attached to this foot...

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Nikki Stanley could kick your ass.

At least I think it's an ad.

Has mixed results.

Not sure how she does it, but it's certainly mesmerizing.

Watch the wandering coins.

Played on sexy weather girl.

Will decide if you've been naughty or nice.