Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

No need to fast-forward through movies just to get to the good stuff – the sex scenes. Just play this video trivia game for the raunch you love!

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

An in-depth look at the evolution of sex and boobies in video games. Informative and arousing!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.