VIDEOS
Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."
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1/29/2008
PHOTOS
Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.
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1/29/2008
PHOTOS
A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.
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1/25/2008
PHOTOS
John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.
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1/23/2008
ANIMATIONS
How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!
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1/21/2008
ANIMATIONS
A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.
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1/18/2008
VIDEOS
Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.
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1/3/2008
PHOTOS
S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.
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12/19/2007
PHOTOS
This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.
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12/14/2007
PHOTOS
People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".
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12/14/2007