Madonna's Purple Penetrator

Madonna's Purple Penetrator

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

 

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

 

Redheads Love Manatees and Awkward Sex

Redheads Love Manatees and Awkward Sex

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

 

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

 

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

 

Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere

Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

 

Jenna Jameson Loves Skeleton Sex

Jenna Jameson Loves Skeleton Sex

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

 

Car Problems

Car Problems

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

 

Whud'ya Know? 2001 Edition

Whud'ya Know? 2001 Edition

Every week we’ll throw you ten tough question on topics ranging from Superheroes to Sex Videos. This week we have questions about the year 2001.

 

Sexiest Man Boobs In The World

Sexiest Man Boobs In The World

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

 

The Celebrity Sex Scene Game 2

The Celebrity Sex Scene Game 2

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.

 

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

 

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

Talkdown: Optimus Prime

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

 

Sex Clown or Circus Clown?

Sex Clown or Circus Clown?

Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.

 

Thora's Sex Scene

Thora's Sex Scene

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

 
 

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

 

Madonna Wants Penelope Cruz Drunk

Madonna Wants Penelope Cruz Drunk

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

 

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