Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Every week we’ll throw you ten tough question on topics ranging from Superheroes to Sex Videos. This week we have questions about the year 2001.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

It's cool; they're in love.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.