The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

Watch these famous South Park scenes and guess what the characters say next!

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Can you guess what happens next in these scenes from our favorite cult movies?

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!