Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

In honor of Meg White, here’s a Sex Tape edition of WYR!

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

Pure sex, nuff said.

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.