Britney Is Defintely Bangable Again

Britney Is Defintely Bangable Again

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

 

Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

 

9th Grade Whore

9th Grade Whore

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

 

Heidi Klum Plays With Her Boobs

Heidi Klum Plays With Her Boobs

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

 

Dancing Seal

Dancing Seal

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

 

Paris Has Herpes

Paris Has Herpes

Paris's prescription for Valtrax pretty much seals the deal on all those nasty herpes "rumors."

 

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