Too lazy to hardboil your egg? You could try this...

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

Someone programmed this awesome-bot to skateboard and roller skate! Seriously, no animation here!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.