This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.