You’re evil, a villain – the bad, horrible ones you see in all those scary movies. So we have to ask: Which movie villain are you?

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

Mr. Walken is one of the most quotable actors of our time. He’s also one of the most snazziest dancers.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!