How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

Thirty seconds is all you need to explain Jaws… with bunnies.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

He makes for the cutest boss ever!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Axe Rose in another 10 years.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features things about Easter, like bunnies and chocolate.