Thank God we live in a day and age where people film everything they do.

It's been a rough day. The boss was riding your ass. That girl in class never gave you the time of day. Somebody took the last cupcake, that bastard. And tonight when you fall asleep you will eventually have to wake up and take a piss, ruining another night's totally-almost-perfect sleep. Don't worry, Sleepy. This video will take all your pain away. For the next two minutes.

Watch the video here.

Probably not sanctioned by the Australian tourism board. But, a great song about all the deadly creatures living Down Under.

Amazing video of the Martian landscape.

He is living my dream.

I watch a lot of late night television, so I've seen the infomercial for these little orb-things. This man should be their spokesperson.

I just don't see the thrill in bungee jumping. If you wanna live life on the edge, get in the car with me. That's way more scary.

Nice work

We watched a game of soccer last night and this happened.

We always kinda suspected she tastes like pepperoini.

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It doesn't get good until about a minute in, but his skills will astound the ever-living crap out of you. WAIT FOR IT. 

This weekend Steve Jobs and Gawker blogger Ryan Tate got into a little email fight where one basically accused the other of being an ass and the other responded by basically calling the other guy an ass, all because of nerd reasons that we won't get into right now. The only good little nugget from this email exchange is that Steve Jobs - the guy who makes the machine that you use to wank off on internet porn every night while pretending to watch Jimmy Fallon - is trying to protect your freedoms. Specifically, Freedom from Porn.

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OMG We've never seen a dumber animal in all of our lives! This little guy actually thinks he's farting! HA! He should be put to sleep he's so stupid. 

Hey, just kidding about putting the dog to sleep. BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH!?!