Brr, it’s cold in here, there must be some boobies in the atmosphere! It’s almost Christmas folks, so let’s dig our Claus into some famous frozen ta-tas!
Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!
It’s almost Christmas so be sure to have a hottie to help you open up your gifts!
With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!
Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.
Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.
No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.
This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.
In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.
In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.
Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!
Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!
Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!
These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!
See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!
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